Weirdo...

I know, I know, it's been a while since I last post on my blog. I just noticed that I seemed to create posts every 3 months... do I see a pattern?

Well, I have realised that not only am I slightly strange, but I am victim of universal excrement, in the sense that to make everyones else lives seem normal the world shits weird occurances into my very existance to balance the world and its exponential working order.

About 2 weeks ago, I was walking from my friend Tom & Andy's house (or The George as they call it, as opposed to their previous residence.... The Albert), on my own back home (a.k.a My Love Haven), and on my way I hit a zone, a weirdo warp - where things happen in slow motion, like the universe is creating an in-focus shot to make you notice and give perspective. Let me elaborate.... as I was walking down London Road, there were all these fire engines blazing past. I was off course, keeping to myself, but Fate never seems to mind its own business, so as the fire engines were speeding past, this random man came up to me and asked me, "Are those the ice cream trucks??"..... Need I say more?